I've been to Ikea few times, and I refuse to shop there because of the stupid fucking rat maze design they have going on. I flat refuse to trudge through an incredibly long formaldehyde laced glue bound wood maze while following "exit" signs that are only designed to confuse and piss you off.
I have a solution.
As a Libertarian I don't like government regulation, so I don't want a law passed or an injunction against a crappy floor layout. Instead I want to bring an entire bus load of autistic people of various ages, drop them off at the entrance and tell them we have pizza and ice cream waiting for them, all they have to do is walk through the store, come down the stairs at the end and it will be waiting near the registers, and they need to there within ten minutes because we're going to assume they don't want any if they take that long to make it down.
When the minions working the floors report a bus load of autistic fits in the store to the lesser demons who work the floors call police and ambulances etc.. the lesser demons who run the place are going to have to explain why they have a floor layout that causes autistic fits.
In the end, everyone wins (except the demon masters), the customers of the store will eventually lose the maze, the lesser demons will have an easier job, and the autistic folks will eventually get their pizza and ice cream.
Win Win!
