I work with a man that has an incomprehnsible fear of electrons,

and the color pink.  Unfortunately he is in a policy making position.  Seriously, I understand where he's coming from on all of it, there is some point to some of his madness, but you have absolutely no idea how difficult it is to have to eliminate all instances of the color pink in a real world environment.  Especially in an environment where 90% of what comes into it contains at least some pink.

We've theorized his not wanting to see pink in a box has something to do with his wife.